In Episode 29 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss the paucity of Mets news for the week. The Rule 5 adds quickly get sidedrained into a consideration of whether Phil Evans would make the Marlins Top Ten. Jarrett is very excited about Eric Campbell’s NPB career, and we are both […]
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For All You Kids Out There, Episode 28: “All other forms of boredom advertised as poetry”
It’s Episode 28 of For All You Kids Out There. It’s been a weird week, folks. We’ve lost Leonard Cohen and Bartolo Colon, two of the muses of the pod. We will soldier on though as we try and figure out what happened to the 2017 Mets starting pitching depth, ponder the qualifying offers to […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 27: “I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice”
In Episode 27 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett are taking the end of baseball season (and the end of Daylight Savings Time) particularly hard. There is Mets news to discuss though, and almost none of it is good. We start in the first half with a chat about Jeurys Familia’s […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 26: “HARDWARE” or “I get all my jeans at COSTCO”
In Episode 26 of For All You Kids Out There, there is actually some Mets news to talk about this week, but it is a case of “be careful what you wish for.” Before we get into the actual news though, Jeffrey and Jarrett discuss where they get their jeans and somehow Carlos Tocci doesn’t […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 25: “Francisco Lindor…is probably not available”
In Episode 25 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett survey the last week of Mets baseball news and find…well nothing, really. So how is this show two hours long? Well if you haven’t figured that out 25 episodes in, we can’t help you. On the docket in the first half, Jeffrey […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 24: “I am a patient boy / I wait I wait I wait I wait”
In Episode 24 of For All You Kids Out There, we have a lot of time to kill until there will be any actual Mets new of import to talk about. And it is even longer until pitchers and catchers report. Sigh. So what to do in the interim? Well, in the first half of […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 23: “The hollow jingle of a jester’s cap and bells”
In Episode 23 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett put a bow on the 2016 Mets season by going through the team’s entire roster, finding time for digressions (as we do) on Wilmer Flores’ hamate, Jeurys Familia’s future, Cespedes’ opt-out, Bartolo Colon’s greatness, and Jon Niese’s 2017 contract status. We also […]
For All You Kids Out There, NL Wild Card Review: “F*** it Dude, let’s go bowling”
“On the day that i become so forgetful that all of this melts away, I will burn all the calendars that counted the years down to such a worthless day.” It’s nobody’s fault really, but here we are. Time for Jarrett to write a bunch of the stuff for the Annual and figure out how many […]
Episode 22: “Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it?”
The Mets are in the playoffs, sort of. So this is a playoff preview, sort of. In the first half of the show we are joined by David Roth to reflect on the 2016 Mets season, the snack options in Wilmington DE, and the Justin Ruggiano experience. In the second half of the show, Jonathan […]
For All You Kids Out There, Episode 20: “Hang on to your dreams until there’s nothing left of them”
In Episode 20 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett aren’t quite ready to be discussing playoff rosters yet, but are very ready to discuss Noah Syndergaard, Jacob deGrom, Gabriel Ynoa, and multiple Riveras in the first half of the show. In the second half, Toby Hyde is here to discuss the […]